2D Derek
by Runt on June 11th, 2010
I will be the first to admit that I spend far too much time sitting in front of my computer screen. How much is too much time? That’s debatable, but I’d say that when everything around you becomes two dimensional then you are in trouble.
Technology is great, no doubt about it, but when people look two dimensional it’s time to take a look at your working habits and see if a compromise between the real world and the digital one can’t be found.
Take my friend Derek as proof of this phenomenon: last week I bumped in to Derek on the street. Now, Derek has and always will be a large man, and no amount of jogging (which is what he was doing when we met) will likely be able to change that.
“Derek,” I said, “Is it me or are you somewhat two dimensional?”
Derek looked shocked. This, combined with his heart-attack face (and cheap liposuction look), made him look slightly deranged.
Then he smiled: “That’s the nicest compliment anyone has ever paid me, but you should really get your eyes tested…” he replied.
So I did, and guess what the outcome was? I need glasses is what. And why? Because I have spent far too many years staring at a screen. So, a stark word of advice to all of you people out there guilty of the same. Unless you want to start seeing fat people as thin and thin people as–almost non-existent, then I suggest you watch yourself.





